Thursday, September 09, 2004
Keyes Says Christ Would Not Vote For Obama.
Alan Keyes is making sense again.
Hat tip to Oliver, He Who Is Mighty and Strong, for sending me the link yesterday.
Oliver thinks this is not entirely accurate, as Jesus is registered to vote in Montana, not Illinois.
However, given that Jesus is technically a dead guy, I argue that he’s welcome to vote in Chicago.
Garfield Ridge can report that another Illinois Republican has been allegedly found. Over the weekend a Peoria television crew snapped this picture of Representative Ray LaHood (R-IL 18) going for a swim: