Tuesday, November 02, 2004

 

Does this make me gay?

Just based on the commericals, I think Bridget Jones 2 might be funny.

Yes, I am a man. All man. With certain needs. That don't involve other men.

Shit, I'm also thinking that Renee Zellwegger is attractive. In fact, I'm thinking she's *more* attractive when she has a few pounds on her.

Great, now I'm not only fruity, I'm also attracted to fat chicks.

What the hell is going wrong with me? Are my testosterone levels gone? Did I get kicked in the groin when I wasn't looking?

Man, I need to surf some porn. . . I'll wait until the first polls are closed, I guess. . .

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