Tuesday, December 28, 2004


Archaeologists Find Egyptian Stone Age Stores.

CAIRO (Reuters) - Archaeologists in Egypt have found eight Stone Age grain stores at an oasis southwest of Cairo that help show the shift from hunting to agricultural societies, the Ministry of Culture reported.
Ya know, I bet those stores would still be open today, if it weren't for Wal-Mart.

UPDATE: So I went searching for a Wal-Mart photo, and found the above picture. However, I notice that at a quick glance that trampoline for sale out front looks a lot like a black hole.

Hmmm. . . so *that* is how Wal-Mart gets rid of the competition: by sucking them into singularities!

I knew it!!!!
Not a black hole, it's a Stargate.

Ties in quite nicely to the Egyptian theme.
Moments after the picture was taken, Wiley Coyote suffered serious injuries when he slammed right into that "tunnel."
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