Monday, December 06, 2004

 

Michael Moore Bedridden by Bush Win.

All compliments to Ace, the greatest blogger in the whole wide world that isn't me, for this story:

Conspiracy filmmaker Michael Moore was so devastated by President Bush's election victory last month that he refused to get out of his pajamas or leave his bedroom.

"He was so unhappy over Bush's win, he didn't roll out of bed for three days," reports gossip columnist Liz Smith, after chatting with the left-wing movie man.
Now, I know many of you read Ace of Spades. So, what do I have to add, why did I link this story?

Simple. I'm the only one who thought of Michael Moore bedridden and immediately thought of this story from August:

480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch

STUART, Fla. -- A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years.

Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was
too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.

Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.

Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.


This picture is just crying out for a SobekPundit photoshop.

Yeah. I can see this happening to Moore.

If it ever does, I hope he wears the couch to the Oscars.

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