Monday, December 20, 2004


Someone Tell Me Why *I* Don't Have One Of These.

I knew there was a reason I kept holding off on buying a big screen television:
Samsung SDI has developed what it claims is the world's largest PDP (plasma display panel), measuring 102 inches diagonally.
Read more here.

Wow, 102 inches. That's like, more than a foot. That's at least twice around my abdominal circumference!

Movies. . . Xbox. . . porn.

All in 102-inch diagonal glory.

Must. Rob. Bank.

Yeah, just think of it: Carrot Top's 1-800 commercials bigger than life size.

Big screen plasma TVs are a double edged sword. Mankind may not be ready to use such an awesome device responsibly.
Don't even think about it. Remember what happened last time you tried to buy a big tv?
Oh Lord, woncha buy me a big P-D-P
Samsung SDI is trying to find me
Hundred-two inches, diagonally
Oh Lord, now I am blind, so help me to see.
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