Friday, January 07, 2005


Britney Quits Pop Music To Become A Forensic Scientist.

Wow, that Female First site I linked to the other day is the gift that keeps on giving.

Today's story:
The sexy star has allegedly told friends she is considering swapping her singing career for student life and enrolling at university to study for a degree after being motivated by a TV series.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "It sounds ridiculous but she's been inspired by TV's 'Crime Scene Investigation', which shows scientists solving crimes.

I'm sure it's too good to be true. Remember her redneck wedding? That too was to good to be true.

For a moment, however, just one moment, let's imagine the possibilities.

-- She's better looking than Jack Klugman, but not Robert Ito (who's like George Takei hot).
-- She probably has a big dirty, *dirty* bedroom to practice using a black light in.
-- It's not like her looks, voice, or money are going to last anyways. She might as well get a head start on the community college classes while she's got the Benjamins to spare.

Hey, if we live in a land where a caveman can become an outfielder, I think Britney can become a criminal investigator. It's either that, or the lesser choice: meth whore.

Hey, this is a great idea - let's have kids watch TV to pick out their future profession! I think I'm switching careers to become that "Alias"chick ...

Also, what do you think it would take to get Ashlee Simpson to change careers?
A bullet?
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