Friday, January 07, 2005


Does Carl Lewis Prefer The Company Of Men?

I don't know, you tell me.

Watch this incredible music video and report back.

I feel pretty. . . oh so pretty. . .

Alright, I know, it was the 1980s. Everybody looked bad in that decade, especially people in lycra. And just about every athlete in America (foolishly) felt they deserved a hit album. How else to explain Steve Fuller's musical career?

But none of that means you're suddenly a fan of appletinis, Nicholson Baker, and wearing Lisa Loeb glasses (Verdict: incredibly Tina on women, a little too Josh on men).

However, while we all knew Carl was a little bit nuts, it sure does always seem to look as if he likes a little bit of nuts, too.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Watching this video, you wonder why Carl looks so uncomfortable in the sauna full of women. Is it because they're all women? Or is it because they're all East German shot putters? I just don't know.

I do know, however, that Lewis is rumored to enjoy posting in the forums at Always & Forever, your online Elijah Wood source.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Looked like Carl was having "I served in Vietnam!" moments intermittently throughout the video. 'We'll show clips of you running your ass off every thirty seconds while you are singing this hand-holding song, so people remember why the hell they are subjecting themselves to this offal: Because you are Carl Lewis, and you can run really fast.'
Are you sure that wasn't Grace Jones? Because that would certainly explain a lot. Seriously, that was frightening on so many levels. Where do you find this stuff?
Gosh, I thought it was a well known fact that he's a poofter.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, as you say.
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