Thursday, January 20, 2005


The Dumbest CNN Headline Ever?

"Poll: Nation split on Bush as uniter or divider."


If the nation is split, wouldn't that mean. . . oh, I dunno. . . Bush is a divider?

I know, it's a crazy/wacky thought, real far out there, but something tells me CNN answers its own question here.

Maybe the nation is split on whether or not it is split.
Just imagine the Poll healines that were rejected before they settled on that one.

Poll: Country split on weather Bush can Un-split them.

Poll: Country divided over the idea that Bush has divided them.

Poll: Country torn: American Idol? Or that Sugar Ray boxing contender thing on NBC?

Pollster: Americans split my lip when I asked them about politics.
I find myself wondering if Taranto was trolling here earlier - but you beat him to the punch, regardless.
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