Saturday, January 08, 2005


Hot Man Trifecta.

First Mickey Rooney, then Brad Pitt.

Now this, via Drudge:

A 65-year-old Wal-Mart greeter has been fired for greeting customers with a computer-generated photograph of himself wearing nothing but a Wal-Mart
I don't get it. I guess it looks like a Photoshop, but why bother? I can't think this guy would look much better if he took a naked picture of himself.

However, whoever is wearing that bag definitely has fine taste in fashion.

Wait, I'm confused. Just because that guy got in trouble for it, doesn't mean I can't dress like that in Wal Mart, does it? He only got in trouble because he worked there, right?
Well, using the tried and true rule of "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service," I think you could technically shop at Wal-Mart wearing a Wal-Mart bag, as long as it replicated the Ol' Tyme Weightlifter look our friend here achieved.

Then again, he isn't wearing any pants, but really now, aren't pants optional in stores?
Gotcha. As long as I'm wearing shoes, in addition to my Wal-Mart bag, I'm okay. I just wanted to be clear on that.
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