Monday, January 31, 2005


Leonardo DiCaprio Gets Lifetime Achievement Award.

Does this mean we can end his life now?

Story here.

My only response is to paraphrase the observations from my buddy The Mallet (who really needs to update his damn site!) concerning the 2004 Best Actor and Supporting Actor nominees:

Best Actor:
The kid from Growing Pains
The kid from 21 Jump Street
Dirty Harry
Ugly Wanda
Buck Swope from Boogie Nights

Best Supporting Actor:
Hawkeye Pierce
Ugly Wanda
The guy from Electric Company
The guy from the BMW commercials
Lowell from Wings

Kinda puts things in a humble perspective. . .

Isn't DiCaprio like 12 years old??? How the hell can he get a LIFETIME achievement award???
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