Saturday, January 29, 2005

 

Monkeys Love Porn.

H/T to my brother, I've learned that science comes up with an evolutionary explanation as to why I can't stop surfing the net for nekkid pictures of P.J. Soles:
In a finding that deepens our understanding of animal social cognition, researchers at Duke University Medical Center have demonstrated for the first time that monkeys, like humans, value information according to its social content. People readily pay to see powerful or sexually attractive individuals, and, according to this new study, monkeys will also "pay" to view these kinds of images.


Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

See, that's why humans are smarter than monkeys. C'mon, nobody armed with Google and patience has to pay for porn. Silly monkeys.
Male monkeys "paid" in juice to view female hindquarters or high-ranking monkeys' faces, but required "overpayment" to view low-ranking monkeys' faces.
The monkeys paid in juice to buy monkey porn, and to buy copies of the monkey version of Us Weekly.

Think about that.


Where did I put my juice? Where's my damn juice?!?

I completely understand the overpayment part. I know for a fact that someone would have pay *me* to look at, say, photos of an unclothed Margaret Cho. A lot.

Sweet lord, no primate should ever be subjected to such horrors.


Comments:
I hope you're looking for old nekkid pictures of her, because she's 54 now...

Granted, it's possible that she might still be nekkid-worthy, but the odds are somewhat long.
 
Old pictures-- most definitely old pictures.

Alas, aside from Halloween, not a lot there.

Man, if only she had gotten naked in Stripes. . . life would be worth living.
 
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