Monday, January 31, 2005


Reason #73 Why I Will Never Have Kids.

Okay, that's a little harsh. I'm like George Costanza-- Oh, I’d love to have kids, but I think it might be nice if I date first.

Then again, after watching this video, I may have to reconsider my primal urge to be fruitful and multiply.

To all my friends with kids. . . you're sick. Sick, I tell you.

oh man, just finished laughing...

That's the life my wife and I have been living for something like a week now, except the, uh, "product" has largely been expelled from the other end of the child. not a pleasant week, to say the least.
If I had a mother who looked like Tonya Harding, I'd puke on her too (check out the first "mother" in the clip.)
Hey Ranger-- didya see this post?

I'd be surprised if Harding can have kids anymore after all the "treatments."
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