Wednesday, January 05, 2005

 

Revelations In The Alberto Gonzales "Torture" Memo.

-- Prisoners forced to watch "Hee-Haw" reruns.
-- Gitmo margaritas forbidden to include salt.
-- Soldiers permitted to call anyone named Mohammed by the name of "Herschel."
-- Forks replaced with much less useful sporks.
-- During prayer, prisoners told Mecca was to the north, not to the east of Cuba.
-- Direction to replace jail cell heating with looped VHS tape of the Yule Log.
-- Order to always delete the TIVO of "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" before the prisoners get a chance to watch.
-- Three words: Ashley Simpson karaoke.


Comments:
Joke's on you, Yankee. "Extreme Makeover" is soooo last week, but "Hee Haw" is HUGE on the Arabian Penninsula- HUGE! Like, bigger-than-Jerry-Lewis-in-France-HUGE!

~ Supernatural Rabbit Scribe
 
Thanks for the advice.

Personally, I can't wait for the next copy of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition that shows up on Fox.

Instead of building a house for a poor family, they're just going to film them tearing it down.

And then leaving.

It'll be a LAUGH RIOT!
 
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