Monday, February 28, 2005

 

Overheard Sunday Night.

(Kate Winslet comes on stage)



Mike: (Sigh) I love her.

Me: *I* love her.

. . . awkward silence. . .

Me: I would fight you for her.

Mike: You would lose.

. . . awkward silence continued. . .

Me: Not if I used a trident.

(CUE BEST FRIEND FIGHTING MUSIC)

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