Wednesday, March 09, 2005


"Redskins To Sign Whole Bunch Of Shitheads And Hope For The Best"

Latest Brushback:
WASHINGTON , DC --Daniel Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins, detailed today his strategy for getting the team back into contention next year. As in years past, the team will utilize the free agent market where they will sign a whole bunch of shitheads. Once the team is assembled, Snyder and his staff plan to start hoping for the best.

“As soon as our roster is put together, we will begin the crucial task of hoping for the best,” he said. “You know, we’ll hope that our new players will all have career years simultaneously. And if we still suck, we’ll just throw more money at the problem. And if that doesn’t work, I’ll just flush my money directly down the toilet, in order to experience the orgasmic joy of being wasteful.”
UPDATE: Yup, par for the course: the Redskins lost cornerback Fred Smoot to the Vikings.


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