Tuesday, March 08, 2005


The Wisdom Of Steven Seagal.

Thankfully, some helpful foreigner has collected a vast number of revealing quotes from the legendary characters Mr. Seagal has played over the years.

Read the list here. . . if you dare.

I have *all* his songs running through my head right now.

To be fair, that "pet monkey" thing was pretty funny.

Though, obviously not as funny as it would have been had that horrific tag-team chimp mauling not taken place a few days ago.

Furry bastards ruin everything they touch.
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